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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:02
They put up a sign reading
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Ukraine Says It Attacked Crimean Bridge as Traffic Halted - Bloomberg.com
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Canadian Robot Finds a Weight Beneath the Ocean Equivalent to 250 Million Elephants - Jason Deegan
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Whooping cough cases rise sharply in Washington and Oregon, health officials urge vaccination - KGW
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
China consumer prices slump again, deepening deflation worries as demand stays weak - CNBC
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
An AIDS orphan, a pastor and his frantic search for the meds that keep her alive - NPR
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Google Maps updated with new bottom corner logo - 9to5Google
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Mars’ Mysterious Dark Streaks Are NOT Caused by Water! Here’s the Real Story - The Daily Galaxy
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!